When choosing fireworks for your 4th celebration… think zombie attack!

When choosing fireworks for your 4th celebration… think zombie attack!

If zombies attack this Fourth of July, you’ll want to have the right kinds of fireworks on hand. Which fireworks should you keep handy? Well, it depends, according to an article on Willamette Live.

(See the Willamette Live article “Protecting yourself from an Independence Day zombie attack.”)

According to the author, fireworks can be used both as a weapon and also for distraction and concealment.

He writes:

“What I can suggest is getting as many sparklers as you can,” he said. “Not only are they good for lighting the zombies’ clothes on fire, they also can serve as a distraction…

Smoke bombs are another firework for a sufficient zombie arsenal. These will provide concealment for the escape you will undoubtedly need to make…

Aerial repeaters, such as the Pyro Glyphics, can be ignited and tossed into the crowd of undead. Once it begins its onslaught of fiery flashes, it is likely a zombie will come out distracted and, hopefully, aflame.

So, this year, the biggest bang for your buck may come from the fireworks that can take out the most zombies and help you escape at the same time.

Hey, if aliens can attack on Independence Day, then why not zombies?

(Image from Willamette Live.)

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